The Denouncer Interview #1

Denouncer: I'm doin good man.

Scott Wilson: Let's get down to buisiness. Why did you decide to start wrestling?

Denouncer: Well my dad was a wrestler and I was with him the first fourteen years of my life. He and his friends taught me everything I know. And when my father died I decided to go pro.

Scott Wilson: Who was your idol growing up?

Denouncer: Besides my father, God rest his soul, I would have to say 'Super Fly' Jimmy Snuka. He was da man, I remember copying his moves a lot.

Scott Wilson: Interesting, now, why did you decide to come to the XWF?

Denouncer: Well I took pity on the federation for its horrible talent and decided to put it on the map with me gracing its rings with my presence.

::They laugh::

Scott Wilson: Good one, how do you feel about the XWF today?

Denouncer: Well beside being run by a jackass for a VP it's great because I am Commish. Also the has the Unlimited which saved the XWF's ass. Though the talent in the XWF is better, we really need to crack down on the jobbers like Triple H, The Hardy Boyz and Brian Hardy.

Scott Wilson: Who in the XWF is your favorite athlete?

Denouncer: Hmmm......myself.

Scott Wilson: Besides yourself.

Denouncer: Tinaki and BMF are really good friends of mine, so is Trish Stratus and Z.

Scott Wilson: Who in the XWF do you hate the most?

Denouncer: Hmmm....and everyone didn't already know.

Scott Wilson: For the sake of the interview, who?

Denouncer: Yes, the janitor or Scottywood. When he is near me not even my awesomeness can save him.

Scott Wilson: If you could change on thing about your time here in the XWF...what would that be?

Denouncer: I'd be Prez and always be the World champion, because then that would make the XWF reek with coolness too.

Scott Wilson: What is your favorite thing about the XWF site?

Denouncer: The stuff Scottywood doesn't crap on, which he does a lot.

Scott Wilson: What is your favorite part of the site? Even if he does crap on it.

Denouncer: Hmmm...having the results from the events posted, keeps the fans informed quite a bit. Even though Scotty craps on them, I have saved them with my amazing glory.

Scott Wilson: How do you feel about the finish to Stable Warz on the 25th of last month when you lost your world title and the Stable Warz match up?

Denouncer: I felt screwed, manipulated, used...wait, is this about Stable Warz or my war in the bed with my girlfriend?

Scott Wilson: Stable Warz. We may want to get back to your girlfriend later.

Denouncer: Alright, then...hmmm...well my neck still hurts a lot and I got the Tag Team championship and the World title unfairly taken away from me.

Scott Wilson: How did you feel when you won the XWF World Heavyweight Championship?

Denouncer: I felt. "Finally, the XWF has a totally hip person for their champ. Ya, I'm pretty hip.

Scott Wilson: What was your worst moment in the XWF?

Denouncer: When Scottywood took my title away using unfair tactics like a chair. He totally reeks with stupidness.

Scott Wilson: Wasn't that match no disqualification?

Denouncer: Your point?

Scott Wilson: It wasn't unfair.

Denouncer: Yes, if I say it was it was.

Scott Wilson: Fine, Fine.

::Scott does a fake cough and says loser::

Denouncer: Don't make me kick your white ass.

Scott Wilson: Sure...what was your best moment in the XWF?

Denouncer: Well when my girlfriend did....wait we're talkin bout XWF? Opps. Ummm...when I beat HHH for the first, second, and third time, that was awesome. 3 and 0 versus Triple H one on one. Yep, I am the game and hip.

Scott Wilson: What are your plans for your furture in XWF?

Denouncer: Winning MY XWF Hip Title then totally taking the position of President. That would rule.

Scott Wilson: Interesting, if you had one wish what would it be?

Denouncer: Ummm....fly Snuka style on Scotty's ass.

Scott Wilson: Why is it that you hate Scottywood with such a burning passion? It seems you're always dissing him and wishing pain onto him?

Denouncer: Cuz Scotty is just so not cool. He reeks of something that is so not awesomeness.

Scott Wilson: Well thank you Denouncer for your time and I wish you luck on trying to capture the XWF World title.

Denouncer: Damn straight.

::Camera Fades::